i’m bi (not in an “ew men except this one man!” way, in a “wow everyone can be hot huh” way) but this one super butch lesbian keeps flirting with me in my streams and calls me her australian princess and she’s my daddy wife and now i’m only attracted to butch dykes what do i do. is it too late for me.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
found the killer post again bc i lost it
“Y— you’ve saved me! Why?”
“..... Monkey.”
“Why—?”
“Monkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.”
if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
Girls shoot their shot by including you in their fake scenarios in their head before bed
As a bisexual person I'm keenly aware of how such stereotypes are inevitably harmful to us, but unfortunately when I see bisexuals in fiction who are Evil and stylish and fuck like champions I can't help but go "oh work" for a sec. It's a difficult conundrum
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